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No self-respecting modern woman wants a baby, until you do and then you’re stuffed.
There’s a monster in my bed. Oh wait. It’s a baby is a series of satirical columns about surviving life with a baby and a boyfriend in a modern world that forgot it’s not 1950 something.
Briana takes on all things babies and boyfriend as she discovers motherhood is like riding a wild horse that’s out of control. Only the horse is not a horse, it’s a donkey. And it’s going backwards.
Nothing is off-limits as she discovers sleeping in has become a subjective experience and life can no longer be enjoyed as a reluctant adult.
Written with a lot of sarcasm, a little humor and not enough coffee by a woman who wishes she was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.